A momma's life for me.

Yesterday, I had Hot Wheels in my fridge.  Today, I have a pair of toddler's jeans in a baking dish.

This led me to wonder how many other contradictions were in my house. My non-exhaustive list has become:
- a carseat in my living room.
- a ukulele on my wall.
- a crown on the gerbil cage.
- spray paint next to the microwave.
- a bed frame in my entryway.
- a fish tank on the kitchen table.
- a mailbox on my end table.

What life-with-children contradictions are in your house?